The original ending for this was going to be the military coming in with a jet fighter to blow up Patch... but in the end, I didn't want to have the armed forces launch a missile in a major US city. I didn't need that sort of headache that the messages/emails/etc. that would have caused... so we have Glenda cleaning up her own mess instead.
Both climaxes would have included a splash page in this spot.
This one just has more beer.