Skip to contentEver since I did the zombie Santa arc I've wanted to have the elf live in their freezer... so I decided for this arc he just always had. Only George knew about it though. I don't know if it's just the fact that I don't have kids, but I find the idea of calling other people's kids assholes (not in front of the kids-- I'm not a monster) incredibly hilarious. Little kids are jerks... it's true. You might be thinking that your little angel isn't a jerk, but I'm willing to bet you're just biased and it's not that your kid isn't the statistical anomaly. Then again it just might be that I'm biased since I encounter most kids while I'm shopping. 
